What is it? I asked. A single-celled organism! God said proudly, A little less complex than bacteria, but I’m getting there! It’s uh… I trailed off, It’s beautiful… Hey, I was only nine billion years old, so cut me some slack! God said indignantly, We’ll just zoom past all the rest of this here…aaaaaaaand stop. So, before you look, just remember that this was my preteen era, and I was…angsty. God was now around twelve years old. Her head was buzzed on one side, her hair was died black, and she was wearing very androgynous eye liner. She was moping around, saying “nothing means anything,” and “this is all stupid,” all the while, sending asteroids into planets and causing supernovas next to solar systems. I hit my grunge years pretty hard, God sighed, I was looking for an identity, and needed someone to bounce my new feelings off of. So, I created a sister. Twelve-year-old God muttered something, and then began concocting a series of nucleic acids and carbon atoms. In a blur of arms. Cindy was staring at Pam with a strange, almost wistful look on her's. She sighed, and said, "Thank you for never being like that."Pam's expression cleared, and a huge infectious grin lit her face as the tension of the last few minutes fled. "That was awesome," she said. "I've never seen Jen take an order before!"Cindy took a swig from her drink and nodded toward me. "Too bad he's taken. She's gonna need someone like you to set her straight." She sighed heavily, her gaze somewhere in the past. "I did."Pam's grin got even bigger. "When I was a kid, Gram told me you were a really, really bad girl."Cindy's brows went up and she leaned forward. "Did she."Pam looked a bit smug. "She told me that she wouldn't wish a daughter like you on her worst enemy. Of course she also said she thought you'd turned out just fine."Cindy laughed and gulped down her drink. She reached for more immediately. "What else did she tell you?" Well..." Pam hesitated. She seemed to have expected a different.
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